While taxiing down the runway, preparing for take-off, the cabin crew on our 7am flight this morning were in the process of explaining the emergency exit procedure (including how to open the door) to the passengers seated in the exit rows.
One bright spark sitting right next to the door decided that he would test opening the door as he was being briefed.
So the plane returned to the gate, I returned and put the airbridge back on, and we waited for the engineer to clear the plane for disembarking. Again.
And off it went again at 7.18am.
I wonder how stupid that guy feels.. but at least I had a laugh.