Top 5 things said this time of year

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1. “Indication would be awwwweeesome.
2. “Why are you stopped? move ASIDE.”
3. “That’s not on sale. How can that be the sale price?”
4. “He got me a present? Aw, crap, now I have to buy him one.”
5. “Happy Holidays!”

Oh and the serenity prayer. Except I’m asking to help me refrain from murdering random strangers by mowing them down with my car outside Queensgate.

Merry Christmas!

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