First big laugh I’ve had in ages.

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KAT
Is this your invoice?

B
Yeah.

I turn to leave.

B
(looking at my back, my shirt is sheer) Hey, is that a tattoo?

KAT
Huh? No, I don’t have any tattoos.

B
Really? You seem like one of those tattoos girls.

KAT
“One of those tattoos girls?” ..Ok..?

B
You don’t want one?

KAT
Well maybe sometime, but not yet.

B
No big rose on your breast?

KAT
Ha.

Later today passing back by..

KAT
Why am I one of those “tattoo” girls?

B
I dunno. You just look like one of those tattoo girls. You seem like you’d have a tattoo on your butt or something.

KAT
On my butt? I look like a “girl who has a tattoo on her butt”? what, like a nice girl with a dodgy butt tattoo?

B
(laughs) Yeah. No really. You ever been to Mexico?

KAT
Mexico? (laughs) No. I wanted to, though.

B
Well that’s what I mean..

KAT
What, that I’m the kind of girl who’s nice but goes to Tijuana and does something stupid?

B
(laughs) Well yeah.

KAT
(laughing) Thanks, buddy.

Crazy texans.

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